Raiding the larder of ideas.
Monday, March 12, 2012
Sweet Bird of Pizza!
Anyway, if you want to try my pizza topping, here's the stuff:
Sweet Bird of Pizza!
(or, if it weren't for the chicken, this could pass for dessert....)
Ingredients:
1 pre-cooked 12-inch pizza crust of your preferred variety
olive oil
4 oz. mascarpone cheese
1 1/2 Tbs. fresh ground ginger
2 tsp. honey
8 oz. shredded mozzarella cheese
1 Tbs. butter
8 oz. sliced mushrooms
1 lb. white chicken meat, cut into 1/2-inch or smaller cubes*
1/4 cup (or slightly more) honey-infused whisky
a few shakes (to your taste) smoked tabasco sauce (I used about a dozen)
salt & pepper to taste
sliced or chopped: onions, fresh sweet peppers, hot peppers (remove & discard the seeds)
finely-cut or shredded pineapple (fresh is better, but, if you use canned, be sure to drain it well)
Directions:
Preheat oven according to instructions for crust (usually, for a crispy crust, you'll need a fairly hot oven, around 425º F.). Place crust on a cookie sheet or pizza pan, brush lightly with olive oil.
In a small bowl, mix mascarpone, ginger, and honey until completely blended. Set aside.
Using a medium frying pan or wok at high temperature, stir-fry mushrooms in butter until some of the mushrooms develop a golden-brown, crisp edge. Remove from heat, put in separate bowl. Return the pan to heat, add in chicken, salt & pepper, stir until most of the pink is gone from the meat. Add in honey-whisky and tabasco, simmer, stirring, until liquid is cooked away and meat is lightly golden-brown.
Spread mascarpone mix on pizza crust, sprinkle lightly with mozzarella, then top with all other ingredients, distributed evenly and arranged to please your eye.
Bake on cookie sheet or pizza pan for 7-10 minutes (I do not recommend the extra-crispy method of baking right on the oven rack, because the mascarpone cheese will melt quickly and may run off the pizza onto the bottom of the oven). When the mozzarella and onions have begun to lightly brown, remove from oven, allow to cool about 3-5 minutes before serving.
*I find the easiest way to prepare chicken for the purpose is to take a completely frozen chicken breast and allow it to thaw an hour or so at room temp -- or in the nuke for about a minute at full power -- just enough to make it less of a brick, but still frozen fairly solid. Take out a good, heavy-duty knife and cut while still frozen. Allow those wee chunks to thaw the rest of the way in the refrigerator, or stir-fry while still a little frozen. If you're using a brined chicken breast, you'll want to drain the ensuing liquid from the pan before you add the whisky/tabasco.
Saturday, January 07, 2012
Fudge Nut Layer Bar Cookies (with 30% less guilt than straight fudge)
What do you get when you fix straight fudge and eat the batch? Besides guilt, probably some digestive disorders. But this treat, which the Bat used to fix for our parties about once every six months or so, at least gives us the Bill Cosby breakfast option.
The recipe was, once, a Pillsbury Bake-off winner. Naturally, when the recipes come up in their little cookbooks, they're written to feed a reasonable family of four or so. Our family is neither four nor reasonable. Plus, we have lots of friends who like it when we play in the kitchen, because we like to share (when we can). So the original recipe fits into a 9"x9" baking pan, but the Bat's variation requires a greased 12"x17" (or thereabouts) jelly roll pan and a very level oven.
It also calls for walnuts, but we don't eat those, in this house, due to allergies. If you like them, you can substitute them for the pecans.
The original recipe also requires a double-boiler and patience. We have a nice microwave oven and patience be damned. Waiting for these?... I don't think so.
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Fudge Nut Layer Bar Cookies
Ingredients:
for the fudge layer
2 cups (a 12-ounce bag) of your favorite semi-sweet chocolate chips
1 can (14 oz.) sweetened condensed milk
3 Tablespoons butter
1/2 teaspoon salt
2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
1 cup coarsely chopped pecans
for the cookie layers
2 1/2 cups sifted all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup butter
2 cups firmly-packed brown sugar
2 eggs. unbeaten
2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
3 cups quick-cooking rolled oats
1/2 cup coarsely chopped pecans
Directions:
Preheat oven to 350º F.
In a microwave-safe bowl, warm chocolate chips and butter at high temperature until melted (about 2 minutes, depending upon your nuke). Add sweetened condensed milk, salt, vanilla. Stir until mixed. If needed, reheat slightly before stirring in chopped nuts. Set aside.
In a medium bowl, sift together flour, soda, and salt. Set aside.
In mixer bowl, cream butter, gradually mix in brown sugar. Add eggs, vanilla. Blend well.
Stir in dry flour mixture, then add rolled oats.
In greased (or really good non-stick) jelly roll pan, spread two thirds of the cookie dough to make bottom crust. Cover with fudge mixture. Drop (crumble) remaining cookie dough by teaspoonfuls over top of chocolate filling. Sprinkle with chopped nuts.
Bake 25 to 30 minutes, until lightly browned. Cool. Cut into bars.
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
Pasties, Bronze Turkeys, and old school spirit
So, of course, I decided to experiment. I'm always up for the basic Upper Peninsula variation on Cornish Pasties, & have found a dozen or so recipes in the Bat's collection of regional church cookbooks and such (although, the recipes online always seem to use ground meats, and I'd never heretofore eaten anything but chuck steak chopped into 1/2 centimeter or so cubes, in any of the places I'd been up in the UP). This past month, though, I'd been wondering if I could create my own, in honor of my alma mater and its long-held rivalry with the nearest neighbor college (not a link to their site... that might be considered disloyal to the Fighting Scots).
Considering that Monmouth's big annual fair is the Prime Beef Festival, and Warren County (of which Monmouth is the county seat) had, a century ago or so, proclaimed itself the Prime Beef Capital of the World, I opted initially for a straight-beef-no-meat-blend approach. And, taking into consideration Knox College is in the heart of Galesburg, IL, the home of Carl Sandburg, and they have an annual celebration of the man, each year, in Rootabaga Days, the traditional blend of beef, taters, and "beggies" (or, as rutabagas are called in other parts of the world "Swedish turnips", or, more simply, "Swedes") seemed a natural way to go.
And, being as I'm notoriously lazy -- or, rather, I was visualizing somebody mass-producing these things to serve at the athletic events when Monmouth and Knox face off -- I was looking for a few short cuts. Therefore, I accept that coarsely chopped meat might end up the best option. I didn't follow that, for tonight's beefy handfuls, though. I like my cubed beeves.
What it boiled down to was this: I cheated on one thing. I bought pie crusts from the refrigerator section of the supermarket. I even used a house brand. Don't stand (or sit) there with your mouth agape. These things are too thick and unwieldy for making good pies, but they hold up quite nicely around a meat pocket.
So, other than that cheat, my beef pasties were pretty traditional. I didn't make a whole mess of them, but, having two pie crusts in the box, I cut each in half and made four pasties. And then I made another four -- a variation -- in honor of the trophy our two schools have battled over for, lo, these many years, even after the guy who later became a spy for the Soviets stole the trophy and hid it for more than a decade.... but that's another story. Suffice to say, the Bronze Turkey inspired me, too.
I really would love to see somebody at the Monmouth College food service put some of these together during game days, at the concessions stand...
What you'd get is this:
Monmouth-Knox Pasties, or Beefy-Beggie pockets (with a Bronze Turkey optional substitution)
Ingredients:
1/2 cup (about 3/4 lb) chuck steak, diced (cut into cubes approx. 1 centimeter or less), or coarsely ground (or chopped) turkey
1/2 cup diced peeled potatoes (about the same size as the meat cubes)
1/4 cup minced (finely chopped) peeled rutabaga
1/4 cup coarsely grated carrot
1/2 cup finely minced sweet onion, divided
1 tsp (or so) butter, cut into small bits
salt and pepper to taste
2 prepared pie crusts, cut in halves
2 Tablespoons milk
1 egg white, lightly beaten, with a little bit of water (less than a teaspoon)
Directions:
Preheat oven to 350º F.
Mix potatoes, rutabaga, carrot, and 1/3 cup onion in bowl. Divide into 4 equal parts.
Unroll pie crusts (if they are stiff, pop them in microwave oven for about 10 seconds, until they are soft and pliable) onto cookie sheet. Cut in half. Brush edges of crust with milk.
Spread 1/4 of vegetable mixture on one end of pie crust half, sprinkle 1/4 of the meat on top of that, top with a few small chunks of butter, salt and pepper.
Fold crust over, making a 90º-angled wedge (a quarter-pie), completely sealing edges (it doesn't have to be pretty, but it ought to be sturdy and leak-proof). Make a small vent in top of crust.
Brush top of crust with egg mixture, sprinkle with remaining onion (one can substitute sesame seeds, poppy seeds, kosher salt, or leave top plain). The egg white will make the crust a little more flaky. If you want a firmer, crustier top, use whole egg, some water, and then sprinkle your choice of topping.
Bake 45 minutes or until top is rich golden brown (yes, bronze-ish). Remove from oven, allow to cool about 5-10 minutes.
Serve hot or cold, with gravy, catsup, mustard, or salsa.
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
What the egg lady left behind
Better than the eggs, though, Mrs. Bennett left a handful of dangerously decadent dessert recipes with the Bat. The aforeposted Illini Bars, for example, came from her recipe files. And, now, more of her chocolate treats must be made known to the general populace.
Today, we have brownie drops, aka, "those awesome little chocolate cookies with the chocolate mini-chips and the frosting that's probably going to kill me..." (this is the double recipe she recommends).
Brownie Drops
Ingredients:
1 cup butter or oleo
3 1-oz. squares unsweetened chocolate
2 cups brown sugar
1 cup buttermilk
2 large eggs
2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
3 1/4 cups flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon NaCl (salt)
1 12-oz bag of chocolate mini-chips
Directions:
Preheat oven to 350.
Melt the butter and unsweetened chocolate squares.
Add sugar, buttermilk, egg and vanilla. Mix thoroughly.
Sift together dry ingredients. Add to chocolate mixture. Stir in chocolate chips. Drop by tablespoons onto greased cookie sheet. Bake 10-12 minutes. While still warm, frost with chocolate glaze (recipe below).
Makes 10 dozen.
Chocolate glaze:
Melt 1 square of unsweetened chocolate and 4 Tablespoons butter or oleo. Blend in 2 cups powdered sugar, 2 Tablespoons hot water, and 1 teaspoon vanilla.
I'm not sure Chief Illiniwek would be able to refuse
(I will try to add pix later, after I've finished making a batch or two, but, for now, I'm just copying the Bat's recipe card into a format I can read without the smudges.)
Illini Bars
Ingredients:
(for the brownies)
2 heaping Tablespoons cocoa powder
3/4 cup butter
3 cups sugar
6 large eggs
1/4 teaspoon NaCl (salt)
3 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
3-5 cups all-purpose flour
(for the gooey middle part)
1 full (1 lb.) bag of Kraft (or equal quality brand) caramels, unwrapped
1/3 cup evaporated milk
6 ounces semi-sweet chocolate chips
Directions:
Preheat oven to 350º F.
Unwrap caramels from bag. Melt with milk in microwave (it should take about 2 minutes maximum), or, in double-boiler on stovetop. Set aside.
Melt butter, mix in cocoa powder. Add sugar, eggs, salt, and vanilla, then add enough flour that the dough is very thick, yet not crumbly. Spread half of dough into bottom of jelly roll pan, bake for 6 minutes. Remove from oven, sprinkle chocolate chips over half-cooked dough, then spread caramel mixture over that. Finally, crumble remaining dough over the caramel, return this to oven, bake another 20 minutes, until done. For best results, serve warm.
Sunday, October 30, 2011
Saturday, October 15, 2011
Brownies that justify government-paid prices
Recently in the news there was an article showing that, at many government-agency brunches, luncheons and dinners, the taxpayer has forked over for some rather... ummm... not-cost-cutting delicacies, such as $5-apiece Swedish meatballs, $7.32 apiece Beef Wellington hors d'oeuvres, and $8 brownies. Now, I wasn't at any of these events, so I can't say for certain that the treats cited were worth your having paid some strangers to enjoy them, but I can be sure that, if the brownies were anything like the Bat's favorites, there would be people willing to swap eight buckeroos for one chocolate nummy, and they would not necessarily be seen as crazy.
She picked up this particular recipe from a regional magazine about six years ago, thinking it sounded pretty good, then received a gift package which included a couple of samples of the original company's treats. They were awesome, but contained something for which I have allergies and she has intolerances (in that she can't stand the taste)... she adapted, then aided and abetted one of my vices, and they're now beyond awesome, In My Humble Opinion.
They're almost enough to start a church around. Or, at the very least, have the Feds knocking at your door, bringing charges of producing addictive substances without a license.
Better-than-government Brownies
Ingredients:
13 Tablespoons butter (no substitutions)
6 1/2 ounces fine unsweetened chocolate, coarsely chopped
1 1/2 cups sifted all-purpose flour
3/4 teaspoons baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
4 large eggs
2 cups granulated sugar
1 1/4 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
1 cup coarsely chopped roasted pecans
6-7 ounces fine-quality, chopped bittersweet or semisweet chocolate bars, or semisweet chips
Directions:
Preheat oven to 350º F. Grease a 13x9x2-inch baking pan, set aside.
In small pan on low heat, melt butter and chocolate, stirring constantly until completely melted and smooth. Allow to cool a bit.
Into a small bowl, sift flour, baking powder, and salt. Set aside.
In large mixing bowl, beat eggs and sugar with mixer on high speed, scraping sides of bowl occasionally, until lemon-colored and fluffy (about 5 minutes). Add in cooled chocolate mixture and vanilla. Beat on low heat until combined. Add flour mixture, beat on low speed until just combined, scraping sides of bowl - avoid overbeating, because it will prematurely activate the gluten and make the brownies tough. Stir in pecans and bittersweet chocolate chunks/chips.
Spread batter in prepared baking pan. Bake 30 minutes or until brownies just begin to pull away from sides of pan and center appears set. DO NOT OVER-BAKE. Cool in pan on wire rack. Cut into medium bars.* Serve.
*The Bat says the original recipe suggests cutting them into 3x3-inch squares, but one that size would actually feed four people... they're very rich. Make 'em smaller and share the guilt around.
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Chocolate Cheesecake Decadence
Place in middle of oven, bake for at least 90 minutes, until the cheesecake begins to firm up around the edges and is still slightly jiggly in the middle. Turn off heat, allow cheesecake to cool inside the oven.
Saturday, August 27, 2011
Birthday Burger Cake & Fries
It's an ice cream cake. As if you couldn't figure it out by looking. But here's how it was assembled.2 layers white cake1/2 gallon (or a close approximation) chocolate cake1/3 cup shaved coconut, colored green1/4 cup (approximately) chocolate jimmies candy6 ounces (approximately) yellow rolled fondantpearl cake sprinkles (optional)cherry ketchup (see recipe below)
I opted for taking a large knife & shearing away the domed top to one layer of the cake, so as to make the bottom half of the bun (a) more level and (b) look more realistic.
second layer of cake, and finish bun with cake pearl decorations as sesame seeds (optional).
Of course, what's NOT optional with a burger, is fries. For ours, I bought two pound cakes (I rather like the WalMart bakery pound cake, but made do, this time, with Sara Lee, and found that, while frozen, they slice very nicely). Preheat your oven to 375ºF. Trim away all the cake crusts, leaving bare the lovely creamy-looking cake centers... With a very long knife, cut pound cake loaves lengthwise to 1/2" to 1/3" thick sticks (I do not recommend a serrated knife for this task). Arrange on baking rack over cookie sheet. Brush top & sides of each stick with egg white. Sprinkle with large-crystal decorative sugar. Bake about 5 minutes. Remove from oven, allow to cool enough to handle. Carefully flip each stick, coat with more egg white, sprinkle remaining side with decorative sugar. Put back in oven for about 3 minutes, or, until golden-brown on edges.
I printed my own accessories on card stock & went a little crazy, but you can take a sheet of white wrapping paper & cut it, fold it, & glue it to look like a small serving bag for fries, rather than a jumbo cup/box thingy. Let them "tumble" out (carefully arrange them to look like the pouch has fallen over). Or, you can put them in a basket or a bowl, or a large paper plate... go ahead, be creative.
Of course, French Fries are incomplete without ketchup. Do NOT use tomato ketchup (as if I had to tell you that). Use my simple cherry ketchup... but have fun, and put it into a clean ketchup bottle for serving.
Make sure you label it carefully, if you're making it in advance. But for best effect, don't apply the ketchup to the fries until the whole thing is on the table in front of the guests. After the initial shock, they all want to snitch the fries... (watch those little fingers).
We had a happy birthday.
Friday, May 20, 2011
Chicken/Spinach Lasagna



